neighbor’s going deaf
ev’ry talk outside window
sounds like violence
haiku 8
carbs carbs carby carbs
fucking carby carb carb carbs
jesus I am fat
haiku 7
worked all weekend long
no extra money, no praise
shall I quiet quit?
haiku 6
sometimes it’s for taste
other times efficiency
beer, it’s about choice
They Can’t All Be…
I mean, I know they can’t all be winners. But, you know, statistics and math and all that would also lead me to believe that they can’t all be losers, either. I don’t know what the odds are for a winner sooner or later.
If ever.
Not that that is really what I am going for here. Winners, that is. Just daily shitty haiku. So, from that point of view (Thanks, Mr. Kenobi!) they are all winners.
And so are we.
Right? Of course right.
haiku 5
I’ve never done drugs
but I’ve flown with the reaper
hot sauce gets me high
haiku 4
what will fix it all?
less of you and less of me
the end of the world
haiku 3
eating a Whopper
it’s a hot, juicy mouthful
that is what she said
haiku 2
rushing ceaseless winds
that carry empty echoes…
another meeting
haiku 1
drinking hot coffee
morning sun peeking through trees
delicious comfort