Category: commentary

Where’s He Been

What I’ve been wonderin’ is, where’s he been?

Get Shorty

Right here. About to get a new job. Passing kidney stones. Watching two more kids graduate high school. Regretting a decision that is taking up all my free time and making me hate life.

You know, the usual.

They Can’t All Be…

I mean, I know they can’t all be winners. But, you know, statistics and math and all that would also lead me to believe that they can’t all be losers, either. I don’t know what the odds are for a winner sooner or later.

If ever.

Not that that is really what I am going for here. Winners, that is. Just daily shitty haiku. So, from that point of view (Thanks, Mr. Kenobi!) they are all winners.

And so are we.

Right? Of course right.